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"Suppose your Aunt Dahlia read in the paper that you were going to be shot at sunrise."
"I couldn't be. I'm never up so early."
--P.G.Wodehouse, How Right You Are, Jeeves.
.†rinke†.
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"tell me... what do you see? you see what? ...YOU'RE CRIMINALLY INSANE! YOU HATE THE WORLD AND WANT TO KILL YOUR FATHER! ...and you ocassionally enjoy a banana split. caramel. not chocolate."
lol
i see a butterfly.
awesome design.
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'nuff said - Diego
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Raise those hatchets high clowns. mmfwcl
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..and she loved her, more than she knew. But this was a butterfly she was not allowed to love..
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i tend to wander down the wrong rabbit hole quite frequently.
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Sometimes I kill the living, sometimes I raise the dead
Sometimes I say "Just fuck it all," and roll back into bed
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My tiny print collection.
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*vash-the-negate is my sexy god
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June 3, 2004...R.I.P. Jason
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*vash-the-negate & * blackwidow-vash = true love
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"I could have groped you 5 times."
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